Yesterday was one of those days!
It all started when I took poor little Mac to the Doctors with a Urinary Infection. When I arrived at the clinic I was told that the Dr we were to see had been called out in an emergency, so we were to see another Dr, "A more senior Dr" I was told. Well this fellow looked like an aging Bollywood actor with his pencil thin mustache and shiny synthetic shirt. His bedside manor left a lot to be desired. I told him of the problems Mac was having and he then started to listen to Mac's chest. Since when was someones penis in their chest? Then he tells me Mac has a chest infection. WHAT? I informed him again that Mac was having "Much pain when passing urine" trying to explain this in my best Indian lingo. So he prescribes medicine for the chest infection and something for Mac to drink to help him "pass his waters". Ok, I am starting to get cross.
We get to the desk to pay the Rs300 charge and the inform me they have no change for my Rs1000 note, which was all the ATM had spat out at me. Now I see red! With this I let loose. How incompetent the DR was, how they need to keep change for their paying customers, how every time I go there we have the same problem, how they should have phoned me to inform me that the Dr I was to see was not available, but she could not do this as she had not taken my details when I had called to make the appointment. So with Mac under my wing we storm out.
Feeling the need to get a second opinion we head to a clinic just down the street. We get straight in to see the pediatrician and she very compassionately examines Mac and makes her diagnosis. Yep just what I thought, a urinary infection, but we need to get a sample for testing to make sure. OK this is going to be fun. Trying to get my screaming child to pee in a container in a hospital toilet was not fun, so we decide to take the 2 containers home and hope we will have more luck in the comfort of our own toilet.
This is where the story gets interesting....
Making our way out the front door of the clinic I trip over a 2inch gap in pavers that was covered by a thin rubber mat. Over I go, Mac going one way, my handbag another way and I land with a thud, my left ankle (the ankle I broke 2 years ago) crunching and immediately in pain I sit there with people all around standing there staring at me. No one came to my aid, poor little Mac started to cry when he saw how much pain I was in. I manage to get myself up and hobble to the car where Victor is waiting and wondering why Madame is crying. I manage to tell him "Straight home Victor"
We get home and ice it straight away and try to cope with a screaming Mac in pain, needing to pee but it is hurting too much. I make the inevitable call to Andrew and he tells me he will come straight home. My night in shinning armour. Mac and I fall asleep on the couch till he gets home. I then proceed to tell him the whole story and he is furious. He calls our Dr to explain what has happened who immediately sends his staff to our house to do a bedside xray, only in India. Then we wait.
5pm, Mac finally does enough pee to take the sample back to the clinic for the test, so off Andrew goes to deliver that and while he is there he asks to see the person in charge of the hospital. Oh we do create quite a stir, who insists I come straight back to the hospital to see an orthopedic surgeon. Andrew comes back home to take me to the hospital, we leave the big kids at home and take Mac with us as he is still screaming every time he has the urge to pee. At the hospital I see the emergency Dr while waiting for the Ortho guy to arrive, he tells me he doesn't think it is broken and straps it for my while I wait. Mac then starts screaming again needing to pee. Emergency Dr assesses the situation and calls the pediatrician who orders medication for him to start. Mac and Andrew head home and Andrew needs to stop at the bank, while he was waiting in the que. Mac starts screaming in pain and jumps out of the car and wets his pants on the side of the road. People come running from everywhere on hearing his blood curdling scream. They get home and send Victor back to fetch me. I have seen the ortho guy and he says that I have just pulled the tendons and I need to rest it for a week and if it is no better then he will put it in a cast. He prescribes me 4 different medications and off home I go.
So here I sit resting my ankle and dealing with Mac. Stay tuned for the post about my visit to the palmist and astrologer and why I should have bought a Ruby to wear on my right hand...